YOU SAID:
Hey mr. Policemen i dont want no trouble.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは警官は困らない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi cops do not bother.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは警官は気にしません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi cops don't care.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは警官は気にしません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi cops don't care.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.