YOU SAID:
Hey pretty girl, welcome to my home, of look there, there's mistletoe! You have to kiss me, that's the rule, I haven't brushed my teeth sence 2011
INTO JAPANESE
やあ、かわいい女の子、私の家へようこそ。ほら、そこにヤドリギがあるよ！キスしなきゃダメ、それがルールよ、2011年から歯を磨いていないの
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey pretty girl, welcome to my house. Look, there's mistletoe! You have to kiss it, that's the rule, I haven't brushed my teeth since 2011
INTO JAPANESE
やあ、かわいい女の子、私の家へようこそ。ほら、ヤドリギがあるよ！キスしなきゃいけないの、それがルールよ、私は2011年から歯を磨いていないの
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey pretty girl, welcome to my house. Look, there's mistletoe! You have to kiss it, that's the rule, I haven't brushed my teeth since 2011
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
