YOU SAID:

hey son, how long is a piece of string you oddtistic crazy person?

INTO JAPANESE

ねえ、息子、あなたの奇妙な狂った人のひもはどれくらいの長さですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey, son, how long is your strange crazy guy's string?

INTO JAPANESE

ねえ、息子、あなたの奇妙な狂った男の弦はどれくらいの長さですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey son, how long is your strange crazy man's string?

INTO JAPANESE

ねえ息子、あなたの奇妙な狂った男の弦はどれくらいの長さですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey son, how long is your strange crazy man's string?