YOU SAID:
Hey, that guy stole my hat!
INTO JAPANESE
おい、あの男が私の帽子を盗んだんだ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, that guy stole my hat!
INTO JAPANESE
おい、あの男が私の帽子を盗んだんだ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, that guy stole my hat!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.