YOU SAID:

hey trump just got impeached so we should be happy

INTO JAPANESE

ちょっとトランプは弾eachされたので、私たちは幸せになるはずです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

We should be happy because the playing cards were a little bullet each

INTO JAPANESE

トランプはそれぞれ小さな弾丸だったので、私たちは幸せになるはずです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

We should be happy because each playing card was a small bullet

INTO JAPANESE

各トランプは小さな弾丸だったので、私たちは幸せになるはずです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

We should be happy because each playing card was a small bullet