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hey whats up guys quandale dingle here. I have been arrested for multiple crimes including battery on a police officer, public indecency and declaring war on italy. Whats up fellas it's Quandale Dingle here. My Asian brother Quanglingling Dingle put illegal substances in my ramen and I died.

INTO JAPANESE

クアンデールの奴らがここにいる警察官への殴打公然わいせつイタリアへの宣戦布告を含む複数の罪で逮捕されましたクアンデール・ディングルだアジア系の兄のクアングリング・ディングルがラーメンに違法物質を入れて死んだ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

They beat up police officers here in Quandale, they were publicly obscene, they were arrested on several counts, including a declaration of war on Italy, and Quandale Dingle, the Asian brother of Quangling Dingle, died putting illegal substances in his ramen.

INTO JAPANESE

彼らはここクアンデールで警察官を殴りました彼らは公然とわいせつでイタリアへの宣戦布告などいくつかの容疑で逮捕されましたクアンデール・ディングルのアジア人の兄弟であるクアンデール・ディングルはラーメンに違法な物質を入れて死亡しました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

They beat up police officers here in Quandale, and they were arrested on a number of charges, including being publicly obscene and declaring war on Italy, and Quandale Dingle's Asian brother, Quandale Dingle, died putting illegal substances in his ramen.

INTO JAPANESE

彼らはここクアンデールで警察官を殴りました彼らは公然とわいせつでイタリアに宣戦布告するなどの容疑で逮捕されましたクアンデール・ディングルのアジア人の弟クアンデール・ディングルはラーメンに違法な物質を入れて死亡しました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

They beat up police officers here in Quandale, and they were arrested publicly and indecently on charges such as declaring war on Italy, and Quandale Dingle's Asian brother, Quandale Dingle, died after he put illegal substances in his ramen.

INTO JAPANESE

彼らはクアンデールで警察官を殴りました彼らはイタリアに宣戦布告するなどの容疑で公然と猥褻に逮捕されましたクアンデール・ディングルのアジア人の弟クアンデール・ディングルはラーメンに違法な物質を入れた後に死亡しました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

They beat up police officers in Quandale, they were publicly and indecently arrested on charges such as declaring war on Italy, and Quandale Dingle's Asian brother, Quandale Dingle, died after he put illegal substances in the ramen.

INTO JAPANESE

彼らはクアンデールで警察官を殴りました彼らはイタリアに宣戦布告するなどの容疑で公然と猥褻に逮捕されましたクアンデール・ディングルのアジア人の弟クアンデール・ディングルはラーメンに違法な物質を入れた後に死亡しました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

They beat up police officers in Quandale, they were publicly and indecently arrested on charges such as declaring war on Italy, and Quandale Dingle's Asian brother, Quandale Dingle, died after he put illegal substances in the ramen.