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YOU SAID:

Hey X, could you tell me what I have going on today?

INTO JAPANESE

ねえX、今日私が何をしているのか教えてくれませんか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey X, can you tell me what I'm doing today?

INTO JAPANESE

ねえX、今日私がしていることを教えてくれませんか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey X, can you tell me what I'm doing today?

Equilibrium found!

That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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