YOU SAID:
Hi and welcome to the show. On today's show...
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、ショーへようこそ。今日のショーで...
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, welcome to the show. In today's show ...
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、ショーへようこそ。今日のショーでは...
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, welcome to the show. In today's show ...
That didn't even make that much sense in English.