YOU SAID:
hi,can you hit me ,please?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私を殴ってもらえますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, can you hit me up?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは。連絡をいただけますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, can I get in touch?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは。連絡を取ってもいいですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, can I get in touch?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.