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Hi guys, if the thingy is a thing, what is the thingy thing thing?

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こんにちは皆さん、物が物だとしたら、物は何ですか?

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Hello everyone, if things are things, what are things?

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みなさんこんにちは、物が物だとしたら、物とは何ですか？

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Hello everyone, if a thing is a thing, what is a thing?

INTO JAPANESE

皆さんこんにちは、物が物だとしたら、物とは何でしょうか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello everyone, if a thing is a thing, what is a thing?