YOU SAID:
Hi how are you, you piece of trash
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、ご機嫌いかがですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, how are you doin’?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、ご機嫌いかがですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, how are you doin’?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.