Translated Labs

YOU SAID:

Hi. I'm Garfield. This is my cartoonist, Jon.

INTO JAPANESE

ハイ　私はペニー ここは私の家

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hi, I'm Penny. This is my house.

INTO JAPANESE

ハイ　私はペニー ここは私の家

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hi, I'm Penny. This is my house.

Equilibrium found!

Come on, you can do better than that.

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