YOU SAID:
hi im the doctor and i play minecraft and i fly around in a TARDIS through time and space with a fish in a bucket
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、医者です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, I am a doctor
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私は医者です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, I am a doctor
That didn't even make that much sense in English.