YOU SAID:
Hi my name is farts and kisses
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の名前はオナラとキスです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello my name is farts and a kiss
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の名前はオナラとキスです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello my name is farts and a kiss
That didn't even make that much sense in English.