YOU SAID:
Hi, my name is Jon. I work in an office, and I want to see the world burn.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の名前はジョンです。私は、オフィスで働くし、燃やす世界を見る。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, world.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、世界。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, world.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.