YOU SAID:

Hi my name is Louis and I poo like anyone else would.

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは私の名前はルイと他の誰のようにうんち。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hi my name is Louis and anyone else like yes immediately.

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは私の名前はルイとはいのような他の誰かすぐに。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hi my name is Louis and Yes's like someone else right away.