YOU SAID:
Hi my name is poopoobuttface
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の名前は poopoobuttface です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, my name is poopoobuttface.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の名前は poopoobuttface です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, my name is poopoobuttface.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.