YOU SAID:
Hi, want to smoke weed
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、雑草を吸いたいです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, I want to suck the weed
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私は雑草を吸いたいです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, I want to suck the weed
That didn't even make that much sense in English.