YOU SAID:

hi you are a poopy doopy

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、あなたはうんこうんこです

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Hello, you're a poop.

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、ウンチです。

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Hello, it's poop.

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、うんちです。

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Hi, I'm poop.

INTO JAPANESE

やあウンチだ

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Hey, poop.

INTO JAPANESE

おいウンチ

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Hey, poop.