YOU SAID:

hmmm today i will nuke japan

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うーん今日は私は日本をnukeます

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Well, today I will nuke Japan

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さて、今日私は日本を非難する

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Well, today I am blaming Japan

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さて、今日は日本のせいです

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Well, today is Japan's fault

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さて、今日は日本のせいです

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Well, today is Japan's fault