YOU SAID:

holy cow, its real and now i want to die

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神聖な牛、それは本物で、今私は死にたい

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Holy cow, it's real, and now I want to die

INTO JAPANESE

なんてこった、本物なんだ。今は死にたい。

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Oh, my God, it's real. I want to die now.

INTO JAPANESE

なんてこった本物だ今すぐ死にたい

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, my God, it's real. I want to die right now.

INTO JAPANESE

なんてこった本物だ今すぐ死にたい

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, my God, it's real. I want to die right now.