YOU SAID:
holy my cow i have poopy diapers
INTO JAPANESE
私の牛の聖なるおむつを持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a sacred diaper of my cow
INTO JAPANESE
牛のおむつを持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a cupping diaper
INTO JAPANESE
カッピングおむつがあります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There are cupping diapers
INTO JAPANESE
カッピングおむつがあります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There are cupping diapers
That didn't even make that much sense in English.