YOU SAID:

honest to god this thing does not translate to a fun time

INTO JAPANESE

正直なところ、このことは楽しい時間にはなりません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

To be honest, this is not a good time.

INTO JAPANESE

正直なところ、これは良い時間ではありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

To be honest, this is not a good time.