YOU SAID:
How can a piece of poo be wearing a shoe
INTO JAPANESE
うんちが靴を履いているなんて
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Poop wearing shoes
INTO JAPANESE
靴を履いたうんち
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Poop on shoes
INTO JAPANESE
靴にうんち
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Poop on shoes
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