YOU SAID:

How dare you! This scene was great and I will poo on you.

INTO JAPANESE

よくもそんなことができたもんだ！このシーンは素晴らしかった、君にうんちをしてやるよ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

How dare you do that! This scene was amazing, I'm gonna shit on you.

INTO JAPANESE

よくもそんなことしたもんだ！このシーンはすごかった、お前にウンコしてやるよ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

How dare you do that! This scene was amazing, I'm gonna shit on you.