YOU SAID:
How on earth can I mess this up?
INTO JAPANESE
どのように私はこれを台無しにすることができますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
How can I ruin this?
INTO JAPANESE
どうすればこれを台無しにすることができますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
How can I ruin this?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.