YOU SAID:
How the heck did someone get here in the first place?
INTO JAPANESE
そもそも一体どうやって誰かがここに来たのでしょうか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
How did anyone get here in the first place?
INTO JAPANESE
そもそも誰がどうやってここに来たのでしょうか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
How did anyone get here in the first place?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.