YOU SAID:
howdy cowboy, what is you is doing today?
INTO JAPANESE
ハウディカウボーイ、今日は何をしているの?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Howdy Cowboy, what are you doing today?
INTO JAPANESE
ハウディカウボーイ、今日は何をしていますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Howdy Cowboy, what are you doing today?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.