YOU SAID:
howdy there buddy! how have you been lately?
INTO JAPANESE
なんてこった!最近はどうですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What a hell! How are you these days?
INTO JAPANESE
一体何が!最近はお元気ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What on earth! How are you doing these days?
INTO JAPANESE
一体全体!最近はお元気ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The whole thing! How are you doing these days?
INTO JAPANESE
全部!最近はお元気ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
All! How are you doing these days?
INTO JAPANESE
お変わりなくやっておられますか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
How are you doing these days?
INTO JAPANESE
お変わりなくやっておられますか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
How are you doing these days?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.