YOU SAID:
Howdy ya wanna have a Barbie?
INTO JAPANESE
どうやってバービーを食べたい?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
How do you want to eat Barbie?
INTO JAPANESE
どのようにバービーを食べたいですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
How do you want to eat Barbie?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.