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Humans are like spiders: we turn red after narrowly escaping death 25 times.

INTO JAPANESE

人間は蜘蛛のようなもので、25回も死の淵から逃れた後に顔が赤くなるのです。

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Man is like a spider whose face turns red after escaping the brink of death 25 times.

INTO JAPANESE

人間は25回も死の淵から逃れて顔が赤くなる蜘蛛のようなものだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Man is like a spider whose face turns red after escaping the brink of death 25 times.