YOU SAID:
I ain't never had taters with salad before
INTO JAPANESE
私は前にサラダと話をすることはありませんでした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I did not talk to the salad before
INTO JAPANESE
私はサラダと話をしたことがない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have never talked to a salad
INTO JAPANESE
サラダと話したことがない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have never talked to a salad
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