YOU SAID:

I ain't never had taters with salad before

INTO JAPANESE

私は前にサラダと話をすることはありませんでした

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I did not talk to the salad before

INTO JAPANESE

私はサラダと話をしたことがない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have never talked to a salad

INTO JAPANESE

サラダと話したことがない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have never talked to a salad