Translated Labs

YOU SAID:

I almost died in the shower today I fell and my dumbass tried to grab the water

INTO JAPANESE

今日私はシャワーで死にそうになりました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today I am dying in the shower

INTO JAPANESE

今日、私はシャワーで死にかけています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today I am dying in the shower

Equilibrium found!

Come on, you can do better than that.

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