YOU SAID:

I almost pooped my pants and then sat down in my white pair of jeans

INTO JAPANESE

私はほとんど私のズボンをうんちし、その後、ジーンズの私の白いペアに座った

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I almost pooped my pants and then sat down in my white pair of jeans

INTO JAPANESE

私はほとんど私のズボンをうんちし、その後、ジーンズの私の白いペアに座った

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I almost pooped my pants and then sat down in my white pair of jeans