YOU SAID:

I am 34 years old loser trying to eat banana and liking wounds

INTO JAPANESE

私は34歳の敗者で、バナナを食べようとして傷が好きです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm a 34 year old loser and I like scratches trying to eat bananas

INTO JAPANESE

私は34歳の敗者で、バナナを食べようとする引っかき傷が好きです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm a 34 year old loser and I like scratches trying to eat bananas