YOU SAID:

I am a awesome yummy packet of doritos that is getting eaten oh no wait ahhh

INTO JAPANESE

私はドリトスのとてもおいしいパックで、もう食べられています、ああ、待ってください、ああ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm a very tasty pack of Doritos and already eaten, oh wait, oh

INTO JAPANESE

私はドリトスのとてもおいしいパックで、もう食べてしまいました、ああ、待って、ああ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm a very tasty pack of Doritos and I already ate it, oh wait, oh

INTO JAPANESE

私はドリトスのとてもおいしいパックで、もう食べてしまいました、ああ、待って、ああ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm a very tasty pack of Doritos and I already ate it, oh wait, oh