YOU SAID:

I am a big fat cat with a hat with a whale.

INTO JAPANESE

前科持ちの逃亡者だし

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am a fugitive with a criminal record, My life is a ruin,

INTO JAPANESE

前科持ちの逃亡者だし

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am a fugitive with a criminal record, My life is a ruin,