YOU SAID:
i am a heavy sleeper because of my dead grandmas sister's son's brother's grandma who loves pickles and eats ham every friday at her lawn
INTO JAPANESE
私は亡くなったおばあちゃんのせいでよく眠れません。妹の息子の弟のおばあちゃんはピクルスが大好きで、毎週金曜日に芝生でハムを食べています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can't sleep well because of my late grandmother. My sister's son's brother's grandma loves pickles and eats ham on the lawn every Friday.
INTO JAPANESE
亡くなった祖母のせいでよく眠れません。私の妹の息子の弟のおばあちゃんはピクルスが大好きで、毎週金曜日に芝生の上でハムを食べています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can't sleep well because of my dead grandmother. My sister's son's brother's grandma loves pickles and eats ham on the lawn every Friday.
INTO JAPANESE
亡くなった祖母のせいでよく眠れません。私の妹の息子の弟のおばあちゃんはピクルスが大好きで、毎週金曜日に芝生の上でハムを食べています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can't sleep well because of my dead grandmother. My sister's son's brother's grandma loves pickles and eats ham on the lawn every Friday.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.