YOU SAID:

i am a poophead and i sat on your duck while eating a cow !

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私はうんちで、牛を食べながらあなたのアヒルに座った！

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I'm poo, sitting on your duck while eating a cow!

INTO JAPANESE

私はうんち、牛を食べながらあなたのアヒルの上に座って！

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I poo, sitting on your duck while eating a cow!

INTO JAPANESE

うん、牛を食べながらアヒルに座って！

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Yeah, sit on a duck while eating a cow!

INTO JAPANESE

うん、牛を食べながらアヒルに座って！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Yeah, sit on a duck while eating a cow!