YOU SAID:

i am a snail and god is salting me

INTO JAPANESE

私はカタツムリだと神は私に塩漬けです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am a snail and God is salted to me

INTO JAPANESE

私はカタツムリです、そして神は私に塩を注がれています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am a snail, and God is poured salt on me

INTO JAPANESE

私はカタツムリです、そして神は私に塩を注がれています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am a snail, and God is poured salt on me