YOU SAID:

I am a soggy lampshade.

INTO JAPANESE

私はぼんやりした電灯です。

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I am a blank electric light.

INTO JAPANESE

私は空の電灯です。

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I am an empty electric light.

INTO JAPANESE

私は空の電灯です。

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I am an empty electric light.