YOU SAID:

i am a stick with no organs or people, but maybe i will soon have a baby but i will not have any cake right now.

INTO JAPANESE

私は臓器や人がいない棒ですが、多分私はすぐに赤ちゃんを持つことになりますが、私は今ケーキを持っていません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm a stick without organs or people, maybe I'll have a baby soon, but I don't have a cake now.

INTO JAPANESE

私は臓器や人がいない棒です、多分私はすぐに赤ちゃんを持つでしょうが、私は今ケーキを持っていません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm a stick with no organs or people, maybe I'll have a baby soon, but I don't have a cake now.

INTO JAPANESE

私は臓器や人がいない棒です、多分私はすぐに赤ちゃんを持つでしょうが、私は今ケーキを持っていません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm a stick with no organs or people, maybe I'll have a baby soon, but I don't have a cake now.