YOU SAID:
I am absaloutely rubbish at french.
INTO JAPANESE
私はフランス語では absaloutely、ごみです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I is absaloutely the waste in France.
INTO JAPANESE
Absaloutely フランスの廃棄物です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Absaloutely French waste.
INTO JAPANESE
Absaloutelyフランスの廃棄物。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Absaloutely French waste.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.