YOU SAID:

I am actually a sheep disguised as a stunningly average human.

INTO JAPANESE

私は実際に、驚くほどに平均的な人間を装った羊です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

No, Dad, I don't actually care.

INTO JAPANESE

いいえ、おとうさん、私は実際に.

BACK INTO ENGLISH

No, Dad, I don't actually care.