YOU SAID:
I am an alpaca which does llama things because we are alfredo beans.
INTO JAPANESE
私たちはアルフレド豆であるため、ラマを行うアルパカです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because we are Alfredo beans, it is an alpaca that performs llamas.
INTO JAPANESE
私たちはアルフレド豆なので、ラマを実行するアルパカです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because we are Alfredo beans, it is an alpaca that runs llamas.
INTO JAPANESE
私たちはアルフレド豆なので、ラマを走らせるアルパカです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because we are Alfredo beans, it is an alpaca that runs llamas.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.