YOU SAID:

I am as confused as a goat on astroturf.

INTO JAPANESE

私は人工芝のヤギのように混乱しています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm as confused as an artificial turf goat.

INTO JAPANESE

私は人工芝のヤギと同じくらい混乱しています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm as confused as an artificial turf goat.