YOU SAID:

I am as suspicious and prone to take offence as a humpback or a dwarf.

INTO JAPANESE

疑わしいと、ザトウクジラやドワーフとして犯罪を取るしやすいよ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Suspicious, as the humpback whale and dwarf crime to take it easy.

INTO JAPANESE

不審な場合に、ザトウクジラと気楽にドワーフ犯罪として。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

In case of suspicion, humpback whale and comfortably as a dwarf crime.

INTO JAPANESE

ドワーフ犯罪として疑い、ザトウクジラと快適の場合。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

No doubt as the dwarf criminal, humpback whales and comfort.

INTO JAPANESE

ドワーフ刑事、ザトウクジラと快適性としては間違いないです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

No doubt as the dwarf criminal, humpback whales and comfort.