YOU SAID:

I am bored and pooping on the toilet so yeah I don't want to take my shower so I'm just sitting here on my device

INTO JAPANESE

私は退屈しそうです、トイレにうんち私はので、私はちょうどここで私のデバイスに座っている私のシャワーを浴びたく

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Toilet is so boring I yes I poop, so I want to take a shower I just sitting here on my device

INTO JAPANESE

トイレは私を退屈なのでシャワーを浴びたいので、船尾はいデバイス上ここに座って私

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You want to take a shower because the toilet's boring me, so Stern Yes sitting here on my

INTO JAPANESE

トイレのので船尾はいここに座って、私を退屈なのでシャワーを浴びたい私

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Boat tail of the toilet Yes me sitting here in my boring because you want to take a shower

INTO JAPANESE

トイレのボート尾はいシャワーを浴びたいので退屈でここに座って

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Boat tail toilet Yes boring because you want to take a shower and sit here

INTO JAPANESE

ボート尾トイレはい退屈なシャワーを浴びるし、ここに座ってしたいので

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Boat tail toilet Yes take a shower boring then sitting here because I want

INTO JAPANESE

ボート尾トイレはい、ここに座ってしたいので退屈なシャワーを取る

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Boat tail toilet Yes, sit down here because you want to take a shower boring as

INTO JAPANESE

ボート尾トイレはい、ここに座って、退屈なシャワーを浴びたいので

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Boat tail toilet Yes, sit down here, so you want to take a shower boring

INTO JAPANESE

ボート尾トイレはい、ここに座って、退屈なシャワーを浴びたいので

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Boat tail toilet Yes, sit down here, so you want to take a shower boring