YOU SAID:

i am canonically depressed, staring at the ceiling like a heathen instead of getting to work

INTO JAPANESE

私は正統に落ち込んでいて、仕事に行く代わりに異教徒のように天井を見つめています

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I'm orthodoxly depressed, staring at the ceiling like a pagan instead of going to work

INTO JAPANESE

私は正統に落ち込んでいて、仕事に行く代わりに異教徒のように天井を見つめています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm orthodoxly depressed, staring at the ceiling like a pagan instead of going to work