YOU SAID:

I am cheese, but that is actually very unfortunate, because tristan likes to cut me up.

INTO JAPANESE

私はチーズですが、トリスタンが私を切り倒すのを好むので、それは実際には非常に不幸です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am cheese, but it is actually very unfortunate because Tristan likes to cut me down.

INTO JAPANESE

私はチーズですが、トリスタンが私を切り倒すのを好むので、それは実際には非常に不幸です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am cheese, but it is actually very unfortunate because Tristan likes to cut me down.